Editorial Clarification: Quotes and events are fictional, except for the first quote. They are only a reflection of reality - what they would be if his words matched his actions.
OTTAWA - Prime Minister Harper declared today, for an audience of distracted journalists, that the notion of Democracy is obsolete and his government will do whatever he can to ignore public opinion.
“This party will not take its position based on public opinion polls. We will not take a stand based on focus groups. We will not take a stand based on phone-in shows or householder surveys or any other vagaries of pubic opinion” said Harper.
The leader of the Con party and the Harper government urged Canadians to shut up and let him do whatever he wants.
"It doesn't really matter what the Canadian people think. We don't care about public opinion." According to the Prime Minister, the notion of democracy is obsolete. The role of the government is not to listen to the people, but rather, listen to the rich.
"We must think about the rich! They control our economy, our government, our country! The rich has most of the money and, therefore, only the rich should have a say. At the end of the day, the average Canadian is irrelevant!"
“This party will not take its position based on public opinion polls. We will not take a stand based on focus groups. We will not take a stand based on phone-in shows or householder surveys or any other vagaries of pubic opinion.”
- Stephen Harper
Many people who attended the last-minute conference were also curious about Harper's values. There was a slim possibility that his political position was due to his concern for the economy and was in conflict with his values. When asked about his values, his response was firm.
"All that I care about is making money for myself by working for rich foreign special interest groups. Why should I work for the Canadian people? The elite can pay me a lot better!" Harper declared.
"This is not the Canadian government, this is MY government! The Harper government! All mine! Mine! Mwhuahuahua!!"
Since being elected Prime Minister of Harper government, Harper has taken various measures to undermine what he considers an obsolete form of government. Some of his actions included muzzling scientists, undermining journalism, defrauding elections, hiding budget costs and lying to the Canadian people.
Harper's declaration come in the midst of an Occupy Canada protest. "It is imperative that our government destroys democracy" said Harper as protesters chanted Kumbaya My Lord on Parliament Hill.
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