A strange ancient manuscript from the future has been discovered in Greenland, with revelations about the future of Earth.
The manuscript reveals that the "vikings" who discovered Greenland were actually aliens from a distant planet called "Tamriel". The manuscript talks about a journey into what they called "Oblivion" to a distant land governed by a "Daedra Prince" called "Sheogorath". Their journey eventually lead them to Earth.
What is most confusing is the fact that the aliens were also time travelers. They arrived on Earth many years from now and landed in what they called "Greenland". The reason why they named the land "Greenland" was because that was the only land on Earth that was green, with tropical forests. The rest of the planet, according to the manuscript, was an arid desert.
Another intriguing piece of this confusing puzzle is the fact that the manuscript is made of some kind of futuristic element which doesn't exist yet. The element appears to be composed of Cannabis Sativa and Artemisia absinthium. It must also be activated by shouting "Kumbaya My Lord" in order to be read.
It is uncertain how the manuscript from the future ended up in the past. Scientists speculate that the answer to that enigma lies on the composition of the manuscript. As such, they have resolved to have politicians and researchers from the Fraser Institute to consume the manuscripts orally, as an experiment, to determine rather the composition of the manuscript can hold the answer to this enigma.
"They are eating their words", said the lead researcher.
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