In an astonishing turn of events, documents have been found showing that Harper was right after all. The NDP went back in time to prevent Canada from going to war. Several documents have been uncovered revealing NDP plans to go back in time to change history. Several old photos of NDP members have also been found.
The new revelation was possible thanks to Anonymous and Wikileaks. Last week, Anonymous got suspicious when Harper accused the NDP of trying to stop Canada from joining the war, so members of Anonymous infiltrated the NDP servers and found the files. The files were then released by Wikileaks today.
Documents reveal the NDP contracted a mad scientist to build the time travelling machine for them. They then proceeded to travel back in time in several attempts to change history. In one of those occasions, Thomas Mulcair traveled in time to meet with Tommy Douglas, to urge him not to go to war against the Nazis.
The NDP has been time travelling for many years. "We always knew the NDP were evil! They traveled back in time to try to stop several wars!" said one Conservative MP. "Imagine history without wars! We would have no economy by now!"
The Liberals were also surprised. "We should have known Harper was right about the NDP traveling in time to change history! We completely forgot about Occam's Razor!" said Liberal MP Justin Trudeau.
The NDP scandal has completely overshadowed the Conservative's latest completely irrelevant scandal, the "robogate". Experts are already calling this the "TimetravelGate" scandal, the biggest scandal in Canadian history.
"We always knew the NDP were evil! They traveled back in time to try to stop several wars!"
-- Conservative MP
The NDP has also received criticisms from non-biased reputable political organizations. "This is absurd! The idea of traveling in time to prevent wars is pure evil!" said a political scientist from the Fraser Institute.
In addition to going back in time to stop World War II, members of the NDP have also helped assassinate Julius Cesar, helped Nero burn Rome, refused to come to the aid of men when Mordor invaded Gondor, killed John Lennon and much more!
Unfortunately, many pictures taken of the NDP time travelling have been mysteriously lost in the internet. We ask that if any of our readers find any pictures of NDP members' time travels, to please post them in the comments and/or on twitter with the hashtag #TimeTravelGate . We will update the post with your submissions!
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