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Last year, a whopping 2 people died from terrorists attacks
in Canada, breaking all previous records. In comparison, 13,283 died from
stroke, 47,627 died from heart attacks, and 1,005 died from workplace injuries,
making death by terrorism clearly the most urgent and dangerous cause of death
in Canada.
Government experts, handsomely paid by Emperor Harper, say
that the legislation, which establishes a secret police, secret court system, preventative
detentions based on suspicion and free speech, and give CSIS the power to disrupt any free
assembly of people as it pleases, is absolutely necessary to protect the
Canadian people and prevent another incident where Emperor Harper is forced to
get into his secret dirty maintenance closet hiding spot.
The legislation was supported by Conservatives and
Liberals, including the handsome leader of the Liberal Party, Prince Trudeau. Prince
Trudeau hopes to dethrone Emperor Harper, become King of Canada and, clearly,
continue Harper's legacy.
Some ignorant experts, including several constitutional
lawyers and law professors, have raised alarm that the bill endangers Canadian
rights and freedoms too much. Government experts urge us not to be alarmed, as
the bill does not give the government the right to kill Canadians at random, as
this amendment is being saved for after Emperor Harper is reinstated Emperor of
Harperland after the 2015's fair "elections".
The legislation introduced in the House of Commons is aimed
at targeting the most dangerous forms of terrorists. According to the RCMP, those terrorists include First
Nations people and eco-terrorists who protect the environment. If you see any
suspicious activity such as a neighbour planting a tree or growing food, the Harper government urges you to call the terrorist phone line to report them.
Be very afraid.
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